While sitting in a coffee shop in Tempe, Arizona tonight, I overheard two women talking to each other about a third woman they know. Apparently this woman suffers “anxiety” attacks and they were both complaining about her. As I kept listening I soon discovered that these women were both fortune tellers who have a mutual client. These “anxiety attacks” are due to both of them giving her horrible predictions about what is going to happen in her near future. As one of them said, “It’s not like I’m an ASTROLOGIST or something, I have to tell it like it is.” Wow. I had both of them read my fortune. One of them said that I was going to picked up by a beautiful woman in a limousine in less than an hour. The other said I was about to drive 25 hours to Columbia, Missouri alongside another man with a mustache. We’ll see who is more accurate. Also, don’t look into this lady’s eyes for too long. It may lead to permanent haunting. See you in Columbia.
