December 2009
1 post
These dreams go on when I close my eyes.
I woke up last night at 5:30 in a cold sweat and saw a baby’s face about two inches in front of my face. It took me awhile to realize I was awake andthe baby was a dream. Took a very long time to find the light. It was quite alarming even if you dismiss the fact that the baby would’ve had to be hovering. Two nights before this, it was and old man’s face. I didn’t sleep...
September 2009
2 posts
First Video from tour with Chris Nester →
July 2009
2 posts
February 2009
3 posts
“It’s never too warm for gravy.”
– Levi, an old friend who happened to be wearing a full on chef outfit at the time. Cause he is a chef. Greatest culinary advice I’ve heard.
Unicycle.
Yesterday I saw a kid on the Mizzou campus riding a unicycle. “Oh, great, the circus is in town,” I said to myself. Then I looked closer. He had backpack on. He had an ipod. He was on his way to class.
Conclusions:
1) This kid thinks that unicycles are cool and is trying to impress girls. Unfortunately he can’t hear their screams, because of the excessive volume of the...
December 2008
0 posts
November 2008
19 posts
“Having a mustache is the opposite of having a girlfriend.”
– Matt
October 2008
38 posts
Los Angeles
Well, We’re back in LA and we just had our first screening here last night. Box Elder played at the Sunset 5, which is of course on Sunset Boulevard. A lot of great folks, including some old friends, came out to the screenings and it was great to see all of them. It’s good to be here in LA. It has a nice small-town feel. Our first day back I ran into my friend David Haley outside...
“You’re an American Icon. You should be on currency.”
– Matt
“Hey now, Lil’ Mama, get your hand out of the cookie jar.”
– Matt, to a prostitute who reached into his pocket and grabbed his wallet and more.
“Sorry, I’m being so self-deprecating today.”
– Me at a low moment.
We are featured on Filmmaker Magazine's website! →
This is awesome.
It doesn’t feel very good, Bob. It happened...
Mother knows best.
Some Dude @ Karaoke Bar: I want to grow a big Jesus beard like that, but my Mom says if I do I won't get any play from girls.
Me: Mom's right.
Dirty Dudes.
Rennie: You need to change your freakin' shirt.
Me: You need to change YOUR shirt.
Rennie: (looks down) Touche'
Mark Harrison has sung this song at karaoke twice...
“Brian, you look homeless.”
– The Entire City of Los Angeles, or at least Sunset Boulevard, including my friend Kara, as I leave her apartment in West Hollywood and walk 2 miles, beard blowing in the wind and unwashed hair concealed under my hat, to a coffee shop, holding my backpack and a plastic bag containing my leftover...
No Whammies, no Whammies, no Whammies, STOP!
Twice in history a man with a beard has totally taken advantage of the popular game show Press Your Luck. The first occured on May 19th, 1984. Contestant Michael Larson, an “unemployed ice cream truck driver”, age 34, memorized that pattern that the electronic board used to display it’s array of prizes and Whammies. He spun 47 times on the big board and won a grand total of...
